So I have a friend who swears by eharmony.  I went to check it out today, and not even 5 minutes after finishing my profile I had someone requesting to get to know me better!  Imagine that.  I've been dateless and single since 2004 and I suddenly have people interested.  Hmmm...  Deciding to try a few months worth I went to fill in my credit card info, hesitating for a moment I figured it'd be wise to check my balance.  Low and behold, some freakin' asswipe has been charging my account for fraudulent charges.  Fortunatly for me, it's one friggin' dumb asswipe, as one of the fraudulent items is collect charges for inmate phone calls.  Those are highly monitored, and the phone number they call is listed on my checking account.  Tomorrow I'll be calling in sick to work for a couple of hours so I can file a report as this is highly suspicous. 

Anyways, my month has sucked.  My car was hit and dented up.  Now the door goans when I open it and the radio has a low base hum in the background.  I'm taking medicine that makes me feel like crap, but when I don't take it I feel like a bigger pile of crap.  And now someone is ripping off my credit card.

Head shall roll at some point in the near future.

I promise.